Thursday, October 1, 2009

Chess Garden - Part 1

Guided by the Dummy book
Escaped fom the Solitary Shell
Begin a journey to a new yet familiar place
To fill the void of my soul
At the Chess Garden

Meet two painters
And a bunch of Juniors
One being proactive and receptive
Other plays power game of seduction

Slow down the time
Till the state of appreciation
Escape from the beat of time
Into losing myself to the calm...

Saturday, September 12, 2009

What to do with 20 millions?

Dear friends,

I have some money at the bank, about 20 m and I'd like to use it for investment rather than being devaluated by inflation.

There are some options:
1. Buy some stocks
2. Build a business
3. Invest in a robot that can do automated stock trading
4. Any idea???

I realized that money is just a number, if you don't use them.
Use it wisely and you'll be rich.
Use it poorly and you'll became, uhm, poor..

Monday, September 7, 2009

The Origin of Horse

Dear friends,

While I was playing virtual family with my girlfriend, one of my son wanted to ride a horse.
So, I assume the horse-like stance and imitate the horse sound; "hos.. hors.. horse.."
That moment I realized that this might be the origin of the horse name.. Its sound :)

Saturday, June 13, 2009

RTK's Joke - Part 2

For the first 2 years, I was the worst salesperson at my company.
I couldn't even sell a lifebuoy to a drowning man.

Most people punish themselves harder than others would for their mistakes.
They should report themselves to the police for self-torturing.

See also: Previous Joke

Thursday, June 11, 2009

Sexy Ayodance Avatar

Pingin punya avatar ayodance yang sexy
Tapi apa daya uang tak punya
Jadi kangguang window shopping aja ^^

see also http://emsxxx.blogspot.com/2010/09/sexy-ayodance-avatar-part-2.html

Friday, June 5, 2009

Just to Share TT

Dear Friends,

Almost killed myself twice today.
Sleeping while driving and jumping out from a roll-back flat buggy.
Thanks God I'm still alive.

Just a little more..
Nasty traffic jams, car tasted marmalade if you double translate it to French.
Glued myself with metal adhesive while trying to fix my watch.

Ahh.. what a weird day..
Hmm, I'll have fried noodle my mom made for me for dinner.
Hmmmm... Del-i-cious...

Hopefully, things will be better afterward.
I'm crossing my fingers... :)

Wednesday, June 3, 2009

Traffic Lights - Slow Down or Accel?

Dear friends,

You all must have been very familiar with traffic lights, right?
It's the thing that have 3 lights (red, yellow and green) usually found in the street intersections.
Each light has it own meaning.

Red - Stop
Yellow - Slow down
Green - Go

However, now days, the meaning has slightly changes.

Red - Pass while you can
Yellow - Go faster before it turns red
Green - Never changes, still go :)

We'll, it's true that something that never change... is the changes it self...



Wow, which one to look at @@

Liability VS Asset

Dear friends,

According to Robert T Kiyosaki (the author of Rich Dad's books), one way to get rich is to turn your liability into an asset.
Liability is something that take your money.
Asset is something that get you money.
A very simple and yet still mistakenly accepted concept by most people.

For example, your hand phone.
It's a liability because you need to top it up to make phone calls.
I was able to turn it into asset by registering it as balance engine that able to top up other hand phone.
But I don't make to much money from it because I'm doing it to help other people.
It's in an alignment with the principle of a good business.
To serve others.

We'll what's next? :)

Another Connectivity Issue

Dear friends,

I was having this low signal from my wireless device while posting this article.
So I tried a few things to get it right.
I connect and disconnect the connections (just for pun).
I reset the program.
I plug and unplug the device.
And tried another few unrealistic thing, like kissing it or blow it with my breath. LOL.

But nothing worked.

I calm myself down by drinking a glass of water.
And while it's half empty, I put it next to the device.
Viola! I've got two bars of extra signal :)
I tried and tested it a few times with 80 % of success rate.

Some rocket science??? Nah! ^^

Just don't try this at home :) LOL.

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

No Parking

Dear friends,

Today I took my Father for a medical checkup at the hospital.
When we arrived there, there was no parking slot available.
I dropped him by the entrance and start looking for a space at the other side of the hospital.
But, till the road ends, there was none of it.

I told the parking girl, that I ain't get a space and she told me to take another round.
So I did and I failed again and when I see her again, she give me a wink and give me a sign to take another round...
So I did and I failed again and when I see her again, I said hi and she replied with a smile, another round...
So I did and I failed again and when I see her again, I shroud my shoulder and she did the same, another round...
So I did and I failed again and when I see her again, I said, another round and you'll give me a free plate for this.. no more round...
I'm sweating... What a way to spend my morning...

I decided to wait at the library and read a book.
It's so comfortable and cool here, not to mention the pretty chicks ^^
Should do it in the first place :)

Purifying Rituals

Dear Friends,

Last Sunday, my family and I went to a deserted beach at Sanur area, eastern side of the city.
It was a cold early evening with clouds and strong wind.
The scenery was almost monochrome with no sign of lights.
The road was heavily damaged with forsaken buildings along its sides.
Perhaps the remains of the tsunami.
Just like a typical scene of survival horror games, Fatal Frame, Resident Evil... you got the idea...

At the end of the road, there was a small house and a complex of temples, which amazingly clean and well maintained.
The place give us a warm atmosphere despite the cold weather.
It feels like coming home from a thousands years of journey.

A mid aged man greet and welcomed us warmly.
He was having a serious kidney problem and was magically healed when he tried to drown himself at this beach.
Then he devoted himself to this beach, saying good bye to his wife, children, family, neighbor and the rest of the world.
He sleeps on the sand regardless it's hot or raining.
He looks so calm and free.

After some introduction, we place the offering at the temples and begin the purifying ritual.
He bathed us with a mixture of coconut water, river and sea water.
Then we walked into a place where the river meets the sea.
The river itself is the end flow of the nine rivers that flow through out the Bali island.
We dip ourselves there for sometime and felt cleaned and refreshed.
All the burden seemed to washed away by the river's flow.

Once we're ready, we prayed at the temple.
The temple was build at the edge of a pier.
If you look at it with hazed eyes, it seemed like a gate that connected heaven and earth.
There was also lots of figurine of gods and demons, as well as deities from other religion such as Buddha and the Goddess Kwan-Im.

Once we finished, we said goodbye and thank you to the elderly man.
We felt like staying there forever but life calls.
We'll go there again on the next full moon.
Until then, peace and farewell....

Sunday, May 31, 2009

Mosquito VS Connectivity

Dear Friends,

I love doing my online activities at night because the speed is faster than during the day.
However, my room is a jungle of concrete walls so the signal couldn't get through.

So, I opened my door and windows to get some connectivity.
It works, however, other intruder come as well...
Mosquito........ Aaaaa!!!

They bite me whenever I can while I'm trying to do my works or while playing online games.
In frustration, I light up some mosquito coils and share the toxic air with them.

Hmm.. Freedom DOES costs an arm and leg, or just a small portion of your lung. LOL.

Btw, there is this interesting Playstation2 game titled Mr. Mosquito.
It gives you the experience of being a mosquito.
How you fly, suck blood, and get away from your victims.
Favorite stage? Bath room ^^
Why? Hot water make you dizzy =^.^=

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

How to make coconut oil

Dear Friends,

My mom have been trying to make coconut oil these past few days.
Some of her coconuts got no buyer and starting to sprout, so she decided to make oil of it.
After a few failed attempts, I decide to help her.
Not by cooking thought (my hands are up :) but by browsing the net.

Here's what I found from

http://www.ehow.com/how_2166320_make-coconut-oil.html

How to make coconut oil

By smilesatme1, eHow Member Rating
Rate: (25 Ratings)

Making coconut oil is very easy.
When you live in the rural area with coconut farm it is good to know how to make a coconut oil because you can use it for cooking or massaging or light for your lamp.
Or you can use coconut oil to massage your scalp to shine your hair.

Difficulty: Easy
Instructions

Things You'll Need:

  • grated coconut
  • water
  • pot or frying pan
  1. Step 1

    Grate coconut and put water in it.

  2. Step 2

    Squeezed grated coconut with water to make a coconut milk.

  3. Step 3

    Heat the coconut milk until all water is dried up and only coconut oil left in the pot.

It's pretty simple and fun to try
So, why don't you give it a shot?

Hmm.. I can smell the oil's cooking ^^
Have a nice day

Sunday, May 10, 2009

Stacking Boxes - The New Concept

Dear friends,

I attended the JSA (Job Safety Analysis) training conducted by the company recently.
It was about doing the job safely and it had one concept that caught my attention.
(I was about to sleep it away ^^)

It was the concept of stacking boxes.
Let's say that you have 3 boxes to stack; Light, Medium and Heavy box.
How would you stack them?

Is it like this?
  • Light
  • Medium
  • Heavy
Light on top, Medium in the middle and Heavy on the bottom?

Well, if that's is your answer, you have the same concept as mine (was)

The correct and safe way to stack is actually like this:
  • Light
  • Heavy
  • Medium
Light on top, Heavy in the middle and Medium on the bottom

Reason is, it's easier to lift the heavy box if it's in the middle. Got the idea? ^^

I could hear you "aha!" ^^

I hope this post can help you to stack boxes safely.
Don't stack to high though ^^

Have a nice (stacking) day ^^

Wednesday, May 6, 2009

Just A Joke ^^

Dear friends,

Good Morning ^^
How are you today? ^^

I was reading Robert T Kiyosaki's book and come across this joke and would like to share it with you all.
The joke goes like this:

" We're all both a hero and a coward at the same time.
My wife's friends is a nurse at the ER.
Whenever she sees blood, she'll take immediate action.
Whenever I talk about investment, she runs away.
Whenever I see blood, I don't run away...
I fainted... "

Rich Dad Poor Dad - Robert T Kiyosaki - P.168

Hope you enjoy the joke or at least got the moral.
Have a nice day ^^

Simple Tip to Ease Stress and Stay Fit

Two posts in a row ^^
My ideas are streaming tonight, oh yeah !!!
Thanks God, I love U ^o^

Dear friends,

We all have problems and sometimes they got us stressed and bring us down.
No worries folks, here's a simple thing to do to bring the sun up and keep yourself fit ^^

Whenever you feel down, just do 10 push ups. I guarantee that you'll feel better.
Well, if you don't, just do another 10 ^^

BTW, there's still many ways to overcome stress and be happy.
I'll post it another time, as it is midnight now. Gotta sleep ^^

Uhm.. Sleep is one way to reduce stress too ^^

Good night, sweet dreams and be happy ^^
Zzz... Zzz... Zzzz...

Tips & Trick - How To Change Your Handphone Sim Card Quickly

Dear friends,

Some of you might share the same problem as I do.
I have to change my sim card frequently because my friends and my girl friend uses different sim card.
Surely, I can call or sms her using my regular sim, but it'll cost a fortune.
Using a new sim is a hassle too, because I have to inform all my contact about the new number.
There's also a chance that of some old friends that not listed in my contact won't be able to contact me forever. Duh >.<

So, for now, my best option is to change my sim whenever I need to contact my GF.
Here's how to do it quickly (otherwise, you'll have to reset the time and date on your mobile because the power lost for some time) ^^

Step one:
Prepare your mobile and the new sim (warm up your hand if necessary ^^)

Step two:
Open the battery cover

Step three (must be done quickly):
Take off the battery, open the sim housing, shake the sim off, insert the new sim, and place the battery. Fiuh...

Step four (no hurry this time :)
Close the battery cover and make your call ^^

Note: It gets easier every time you do it. My record is 3 seconds, beats me ^^

Other considerable option:
You could buy the dual sim mobile or the one with slide-in-sim feature.
It's quite cheap these days, since the Chinese brands are flooding the market (no racial intention ^^).

Now, make that call and have a nice day.
Thanks for reading ^^

Monday, May 4, 2009

Sleep is Prescious

Hoammm... 4 o' clock in the morning.
My eyes are just as heavy as a brick.
I'm so hungry, I ate my breakfast with closed eyes..
Like a zombie devours its victim..
Then, I fall again..
Set up my clock to wake me up every 5 minutes..
Ahhhhn.. Those 5 minutes feel soooooo good..
Like it lasts for years..
I wish I can appreciate every 5 minutes of my life this way.
Uhm.. Maybe this is what they mean by quality time?
Hoammm.. I keep yawning at all time..
Sleep IS precious...
Can't digress it any better..
Hoammm ~.~

Counting Sheep?! Not Anymore...

It's 10 pm, and counting...
I should be sleeping as I have wake up at 4 am tomorrow.
It's not that I can't sleep, I just don't want to.
There's just too many idea on my thought.
The time seems never enough to pour it all.
Anyway, better do what I should.. Go to sleep..
I eat a chocolate bar to get drowsy.
Let the sheep rest for a while.
They get so sick of being counted.
Over and over again..
Besides, it never really work anyway...


Hmm.. I guess there's something wrong about the pic..
Now I know why it never works.. LOL ^^

Sunday, May 3, 2009

Rain

Aahh.. It's morning..
It's raining outside.
Send the chill to the spine and laziness to the mind..
It's beautiful though..
Reminds me of some sweet and not so sweet memories..
Let's hit the shower!!!